We asked Plant City: What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. What’s your favorite dad joke?
Why was the broom late? It overswept.
Janet Crane Davis
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
Plant City Observer staff
I spotted an albino Dalmatian today. It was the least I could do for it.
Sulley Stephanie
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Dylan Tice
I went to a wedding that was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Jennifer Jordan
What did the snail say on the turtle’s back? Weeeee!
Rene Lisa Jimenez
I gave away all of my used batteries today. Free of charge.
Michele Jury
I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a fig.
Plant City Observer staff
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Jennifer Ann
How did the piano get locked out of its car?
It lost its keys.
What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
