Why was the broom late? It overswept.
Janet Crane Davis
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
Plant City Observer staff
I spotted an albino Dalmatian today. It was the least I could do for it.
Sulley Stephanie
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Dylan Tice
I went to a wedding that was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Jennifer Jordan
What did the snail say on the turtle’s back? Weeeee!
Rene Lisa Jimenez
I gave away all of my used batteries today. Free of charge.
Michele Jury
I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a fig.
Plant City Observer staff
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Jennifer Ann
How did the piano get locked out of its car?
It lost its keys.
What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.